welcome to the archive.
this is where kuro keeps everything he refuses to delete and everything he forgot existed.
some of these records are from before he had any idea what he was doing. others are from yesterday. honestly there isn't much difference.
старі файли ніколи не помирають. вони просто ховаються.
first known username
Account created under an embarrassing username that has since been permanently deleted.
username: xX_Kyro_Death_Xx
Kuro denies this ever happened.
the first script
A tiny piece of code written because Kuro was bored and apparently decided that boredom was a programming problem.
It printed the same sentence 500 times.
він називав це "прогресом".
hot singles near you
A fake advertisement created by Kuro.
Clicking it did not lead to anything useful.
Instead, visitors were redirected into a 25-minute looping meme.
Estimated victims: unknown
kuro search engine
Supposedly a search engine.
In practice, it returned increasingly unrelated cat pictures depending on what you searched.
"це не помилка."
grandma's computer
The first machine Kuro used for serious programming.
Slow, old, constantly making strange noises.
Somehow survived everything he installed on it.
website that should not exist
The original version of this website.
It contained 14 pages, 63 animated GIFs, one MIDI file and absolutely no useful information.
THE ORIGINAL BACKUP HAS NOT BEEN LOCATED.
Kuro apparently keeps this archive because deleting things feels too permanent.
Or maybe he just likes having evidence that he was doing stupid things on the internet before everyone else caught up.
якщо це читаєш — ти вже занадто далеко зайшов.
ARCHIVE END // THERE IS NOTHING ELSE HERE.