KURO.NET // STATS
● ANALYTICS // QUESTIONABLE

STATS

completely accurate information about Kuro's internet activity. probably.
KURO // SITE ACTIVITY
tabs currently open
47
hours slept this week
11
arguments started
283
arguments actually finished
0
cats encountered online
times told to sleep
1,204
SYSTEM USAGE
internet 99%
sleep 7%
music 91%
coding 84%
going outside 2%
MOST USED PHRASES
> scanning language patterns...
01. "bro"
02. "lol"
03. "what"
04. "no"
05. "literally"
06. "skill issue"
07. "why are you awake"
08. "give me a minute"
09. "wait this is actually funny"
10. "я не сплю"

analysis complete. linguistic dignity not detected.
SITE STATISTICS
KURO.NET analytics
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pages online: 11
broken links: probably 3
fake files: 6
real files: undisclosed
cursed ASCII images: many
guestbook messages: concerning
visitors: you

current server status: technically functional