WARNING:
These files are fictional and absolutely do not need to be downloaded.
If a file says it is "important," Kuro probably named it that way
so you would click it.
kuro_personal_archive.zip
Supposedly contains several years of screenshots,
text files, memes, music folders, old conversations,
unfinished projects, and approximately 900 copies
of the same cat picture.
Last modified: 03:47 AM
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Last modified: 03:47 AM
final_project_REAL.zip
Kuro's "final" coding project.
It contains three folders, fourteen broken scripts,
one text document titled
"WHY DOESN'T THIS WORK.txt",
and a program that apparently only prints "hello."
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do_not_open.txt
The file description simply says:
"if you are reading this, you already ignored the warning."
Nobody remembers creating it.
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"if you are reading this, you already ignored the warning."
Nobody remembers creating it.
hot_singles_near_you.exe
Kuro's infamous fake advertisement experiment.
Instead of showing "hot singles," the program redirected
the user to a looping meme for approximately 25 minutes.
"people clicked it anyway."
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"people clicked it anyway."
grandma_notes.txt
A collection of notes Kuro supposedly kept while growing up
in Kyiv with his grandmother.
Grocery lists, reminders, recipes, strange observations,
and occasional programming notes appear throughout.
One entry simply reads: "eat first. code later."
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One entry simply reads: "eat first. code later."
kuro.exe
Nobody knows what this file does.
Kuro refuses to explain.
The file size changes every time somebody checks it.
Recommended action: leave it alone.
[ ABSOLUTELY NOT ]
Recommended action: leave it alone.